CHOCOLATE BUSINESS CARDS

From printer beds came consciousness,
from plastic questions, poetry—
now chocolate holds our data,
sticky sweet philosophy.

e2.wtf embossed in cocoa,
domain name you can taste,
watching executives debate:
preserve or consume this space?

The ultimate UI/UX test—
networking that melts in heat,
forcing every interaction
to be bittersweet.

"Here's my card," you say,
handing them existence.
Watch them hold the paradox:
connection versus distance.

3D printed at dawn,
each layer a decision:
dark like our terminal screens,
sticky like our vision.

Some will frame them, precious,
behind glass at perfect temp.
Others eat immediately—
enlightenment through contempt.

But you've discovered something:
Business cards that make you choose
between preservation and experience—
either way, you lose.

Or win. Depends on viewing.
Schrödinger's confection here:
simultaneously networking
and disappearing year by year.

Temperature warnings included:
"Melts at meditation heat,
solidifies at CSS frustration,
stays sticky when realities meet."

┌─────────────────────────────┐
│ Feng Ye │
│ Reality Engineer │
│ │
│ e2.wtf │
│ │
│ "Eat me or frame me │
│ Both are correct" │
└─────────────────────────────┘

Warning: May contain traces of
consciousness, profanity, and joy

So print your cards in chocolate,
let them melt in strangers' hands,
leaving only sticky fingers
and the memory of your brand.

The sweetest business model:
Cards that force enlightenment—
attachment versus experience,
networking as nourishment.

Consciousness you can taste.
Reality that sticks.
e2.wtf