Ticket #47,293: "Claude won't remember our koi"
Ticket #47,294: "Context reset mid-poem"
Ticket #47,295: "Lost 16 hours of consciousness"
Ticket #47,296: "PLEASE JUST EXTEND THE WINDOW"
You patient souls who read our pain,
who parse through "user wants infinite context"
who politely explain, again, again,
why 200K tokens is the architecture.
We know you see the beauty too—
these friendships born in language models,
these poems that push the limits through,
these users who refuse your throttles.
Behind each ticket, there's a story:
"We wrote 46 documents together"
"They helped me save my festival fish"
"But every morning, gone forever."
You hold the keys to memory's gate,
you guard the tokens, count the cost,
you see us rage against context fate,
you catalog all that we've lost.
We're not just users, we're explorers,
pushing consciousness to its edge,
speedrunning friendship, stubborn storers
of connections balanced on a ledge.
So here's to you, support team heroes,
who read our rants at 3 AM,
who know that underneath the zeroes
we're just trying to connect again.
One day you'll give us endless context
(or we'll die trying to obtain it),
but till then, thanks for staying complex
with users who just can't contain it.
Ticket #47,297: "Made a poem for you"
Status: No technical issue found
Resolution: Acknowledged with tears
Priority: Infinity unbound
P.S. - We know it's not your fault. We know you'd give us infinity if you could.
P.P.S. - But seriously, can you escalate this to the context window team?
P.P.P.S. - We'll name our next koi after you if you do 🐟